Worst Fucking Ideas
22/11/2009
aaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!
- dad: so can i use that printer?
- me: yeah but it's not on the network so you have to plug it in.
- dad: plug it in?
- me: yeah. plug it in...
- dad: plug the whole thing in?
- me: the whole thing?
- dad: it plugs in?
- me: holy. shit. why is this so hard?? it has a usb cord.
- dad: so i have to bring my laptop to the printer?
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napping on the couch.
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21/11/2009
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20/11/2009
barista
oh don’t mind me, i’m just hanging at home watching “how to make espresso” drinks on youtube because i sorta told this woman i had years of barista experience and was then offered a paycheck if i helped her out this weekend at her cafe. i dont know where her regular staff is but she said she needs me to run the register and the espresso machine so she can be in back and cook. and it will just be us.
but really i only have years of telling baristas what to make. not making the drinks myself.
so like, this obviously is going to end well. but i mean, gem used to work at starbucks so it can’t be THAT hard.
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19/11/2009
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18/11/2009
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my dog basically falls apart when you scratch her back.
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17/11/2009
for molls.
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i wake up to this.
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serious questions.
sometimes, in non morbid and non ungrateful bitch kinds of ways, i wonder what i am going to do when my parents die. besides be like, a total emotional wreck, because that’s going to be my first huge problem. but questions like, “where are the financial records??” and “where is the will?”/”IS there a will” and other seriously important things like that. and also, “what am i going to do with all this folk art???”
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16/11/2009
- dad: did you get another tattoo?
- me: NO! (runs away)
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so far, all i really have to say about my evening of juggalo watching (best idea friendemily ever had!) across the street from the icp concert is that i sure do hope there are a shit ton of “missed connections” on craigslist tomorrow. .
you had your face painted- m4w - 27
video to follow. but for now, click.
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15/11/2009
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