January 2012
56 posts
Life imitating art
prettiestgirl:
Last night at work I tried to imagine what Jessica Lange would say whenever I was in the middle of small talk with a customer. Two women were sitting at their table discussing an ex-boyfriend moving on and seeming very happy with his new girlfriend, to which I interjected:
“Grapes are their sweetest just before they rot”
and then I winked..
Needless to say, it was a success and...
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Watchattention whooore
Family is 4-eva
Me: Dad?
Dad: Yeah?
Me: If you could get my period for me, would you?
Dad: You're fucking disgusting.
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Watchcan’t wait.
i have this track hidden away in my itunes...
“What’s the worst thing you can call a woman? Don’t hold back, now. You’re...”
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Full frontal feminism: a young women’s guide to why feminism matters
By Jessica Valenti
“But no wait the odds ARE equal! and and and and — and men get oppressed just as badly!” Lul sure.
(via cwnl)
Classic, and always bears a reblog.
-Jess
(via stfuconservatives)
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One of the greatest Reddit threads I've ever read:... →
reallykatie:
journalofajournalist:
Nix that, one of the best things ON THE INTERNET ever. 99% of these folks just had whoops-I-forgot experiences, but hey! Crazy good reading!
my glitch in the matrix: i just lost half my friday night reading these stories. I LOVE THIS STUFF.
this is better than anything i would have found on netflix. every fucking story is like, the weirdest shit in the...
my grand jury summons
me: it says they will need me for four months if i'm selected.
my mom: well maybe you'll finally decide to go to law school if you do it.
me: what the hell are you talking about.
my mom: well maybe you'll really enjoy it and decide to become a lawyer.
me: law and order is on tv all the fucking time. if i wanted to be a lawyer you'd have fucking heard about it by now.
my mom: you don't have to be rude about it.
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Tales From the Crypt: Ideal Description for the... →
talesfromthecrypt:
Item details:
Black blazer. Cotton-poly blend, which means nothing to you, so listen to this: It’s made out of fabric you don’t have to dry clean! Need to throw something on to make all your slobby clothes look appropriate for a “professional” setting? Lawyer you work with told you to “dress like…
does it make nikes look appropriate? i’ll take 3.
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