February 2008
A SOURed Relationship.
Dear Tongue, Oh sweet, innocent, unwitting Tongue! I have to apologize for the way I acted tonight. After the can of pineapple and box of peas appetizer, I forced you to eat that sorry excuse for Mexican food. It’s been almost 24 years, this partnership we have. And I know we’ve had our ups and downs. Salmon, for instance. Meatloaf, mushrooms. The list goes on, I know. But tonight, I...
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Mandatory classes for graduation that take...
ASU forces each art student to take a class about…stuff… before they graduate. Now up until this semester, the semester where i have to take it, the class has just been a one credit course involving you participating in an art show during the semester. you meet with the class maaaaaybe twice a semester. and basically it’s all bullshit and way easy. BUT THIS SEMESTER, although...
January 2008
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DON'T give family members your email address.
I have one email I use to give to family where they are free to send as many fwds as the inbox can handle and I am free to say “Oh really? You sent me something? I get sooo much spam in that thing I can hardly read it!” And it’s worked for years. Meanwhile, I maintain the other email pristine and family free. Only mom was allowed to email me at that address until…DUN DUN...
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gemath y I keep thinking in a little while heath ledger will be like SURPRISE! and not be dead anymore like all he needed was a little sleep whiitethrash I THINK THAT TOO like it was a joke or like a marketing scheme or a social experiment gemath y maybe but I feel like someone will just like… water him or somehing and then he’ll wake up like he’s dried fruit or something...
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Precautions.
Nellie: I don’t mean to gross you out but…I just pulled two tampons out of my body and I had no idea two tampons were inside of me. That is one deep vagina…
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Remember When
Sasha said I signed up for an online personals site to get a WFI out of it? well, I got one. and it’s soooooooooo WFI that I can’t even post about it. The internet is not for talking about personal things, I’ve learned. Every day of my life is an embarrassment. sasha edits this post to say: i wish gem would write about the event. but she refuses to. even though that’s...
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Jackie's Sister is a Racist
so obviously, at some point before christmas, i swiped a little - no bigger than 3” - toy doll from pottery barn kids. and it was just this little baby, wrapped in a blue blanket, and just really, really simple. a sphere for a head with two dots for eyes, and maybe a squiggly line for hair. we’re talking minimalism. i think they were charging like, $6 for it too…but whatever....
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WFI Does Hospice
vietnam friend: did i tell you about my hospice lady she and i play uno together that is my job. i keep her company and we play games whiitethrash: i love uno. vietnam friend: so…i hadnt yet decided if a. she is senile b. doesnt know how to play uno or c. cheats whiitethrash: there’s an episode of home improvement where randy does hospice. randy does hospice. worst porn movie ever?...
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oh gmail, you slay me!
for those that don’t know, gmail scans your emails, and according to the words in them, places some sort of ad at the top that probably might interest you a little bit based upon the content it has come across… so this is just awesome.
