January 2009
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Ellie J
Text messages my friend Ellie doesn’t respond to: •ellliiieeeee! i miss you let’s hang out! •wanna get baked?? drinks?? •hello?? are you alive?? Text messages my friend Ellie does respond to: •danity kane is coming to phx!!! •aubrey from danity kane is so gross now •wtf is evan rachel wood’s problem?!?!
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e-mails i sent my mother from israel while on my...
1/7/09 okay sooo i think my phone works here but of course i cant seem to make outgoing calls but i can check my email from it. so yeah. im on a bus to haifa right now. i made some friends at the airport. but everyone seems like, pretty jewy. there are some cool guys though. its pretty early to tell though. our group is small, only 35. the food is good. and our guard is suuuper handsome. ...
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The Real Rules
Actually, what I said was: 1. Be fun. 2. Don’t ruin my days off. 3. Don’t annoy me by not wanting to do anything. She hasn’t fucked up yet. (O HAI JORDAN!)
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Back in Boston; or, Hello Jordan!
i came back to boston to hang out with gem before i get shipped off to israel for a ten day “excursion” through my holy land; war? what war?! gem was sure to give me some ground rules before i even arrived. i’m a terrible listener and have never been one for “specifics”, so here is what i imagine gem’s rules were: 1. don’t fucking make me miserable 2....