January 2010
66 posts
December 2009
55 posts
this is important.
mr jones or mr wendal???!!!
(videos posted)
“one time in college we planned a “white trash” party and we were all...”
– caroline
i think jennifer lopez and matthew mcconaughey were at their most likable in The Wedding Planner. or is, “are at their most likable”?
Man vs. Food
startinganewlife:
So I guess they are having a marathon today and since I’m not at work, I am watching tv basically all day (along with packing). To be honest, this show makes me sick to my stomach. This is the definition of America. Let’s cheer on a guy to eat a disgusting amount of food so he can get a t-shirt. Along with this t-shirt comes clogged arteries and probably a heart attack....
casting a movie
me: who would play me in a movie about my life?
matt: dawn weiner.
me: *perplexed*
sarah: and who would play me in the movie?
me: brittany murphy.
sarah: too soon.
Watchkristen wiig, you lady, you!
“This is all just too convenient!”
– my mother, while watching serendipity.
every time i get something in the mail from ASU
i get super nervous and i think it’s some sort of notice about how i didn’t actually graduate and their computer system messed up and they’re just now noticing it. or i have unpaid parking tickets so they want my [useless] diploma back until i pay them. and i’m like OH GOD.
but it’s usually them just asking for $$. sigh.
sade:
In high school one of my teachers was a huge Tom Waits fan and he used to waste a lot of time talking about music and often Waits specifically. One day I was super pissed off so I interrupted one of his Tom Waits tangents with, “My mom said that anyone who cares this much about Tom Waits is probably an alcoholic. :|” and he stopped talking, looked at me and immediately began class. Then I...
Watchi can’t even come up with the right words to describe this. it’s just…incredible? the tension between the two is UNREAL. and of course, my girl maddow, destroys him WITH CLASS. but it’s just…this man is ridiculous, his books are lies, his credentials are non existent and he is just lying to himself. but the interview…THE INTERVIEW. it’s a must see.
substitute power trip.
student: it's BULLSHIT you wont let us leave early.
me: no, what's BULLSHIT is that you think it's okay to sit on the desk and not in your seat like a grown up. you see, GROWN UPS leave classes early. CHILDREN have to be dismissed. Sit in your seat my child!
“i’m going to visionboard the shit out of tim riggins!”
– whitney
(ps vote for her!)
owls
emily: why do rich people always have fake owls in their yards?
me: it keeps the birds away. that's why there's no bird shit anywhere.
emily: whatever. if i were a bird i'd be like, "yo guys it's fake, let's go!"
me: birds don't talk like that.