this was the worst fucking idea ever.

me: So, Nellie just got engaged and is getting married probably in September.
my mom: But she is so young! [she’s my age btw]
me: Well, whatever.
my mom: So how does that make you feel?
me: Like I’m 24, live with my parents and can’t keep a job.

after a mildly successful experience as a substitute teacher (I actually will have only gone to work 29 times since my hire date back in October [but it was the end of October!!!]. but before you criticize me, my track record isn’t even that bad!! considering thanksgiving break, christmas break, my whole “i’m in israel” thing, and my affinity for recreational drug use, i don’t think i did thaaaat badly), i am now left without a job. if there is one thing republicans are good at, it’s cutting education funding (amirite??). oh, arizona, you silly goose; welcome to your own personal WFI!

i guess it’s time to work on that screen play i keep telling Gem and Christopher i’m writing.

While checking our fucking amazing and mind blowing reader stats (7 readers a day?? 5 of them are me, but who are the other two?!?!) - I noticed we got a hit off Google (I think it’s hilarious that I just linked to Google BTW. Anyone else? Other two??). The search was for “best fucking idea”.

We were the second site listed.

So obviously, Google either sucks, or is totally in on the joke.