more info here: http://www.womenscycling.ca/newsletter-august-september-06.htm#agony edited to say: This is simply NOT funny.
Things I Believed In Middle School; or Things I...
1. When I was about 13 I was fairly certain world peace would be achieved when Shania Twain released her follow up to “Come On Over”. ”Up” was released in November of 2002. Yeah. I wasn’t right about this one. 2. In middle school I was fairly sure that Drew Barrymore would never turn 30. Not that she would like, die or anything. I just thought she’d be in...
things i text to kirsten while at work.
yes, i know i said i got laid off. and i did. but in substitute land, getting laid off means that instead of choosing your own jobs every day - and being able to choose from like, 15 of them EVERY DAY - you maybe get called for one specific job each month. so instead of making $90 a day, you’re making $90 a month. yes. my life. anyway, here we go! 7:22am: Im subbing at the high school...
my priorities are right where they should be
i had a decent march/april money-wise. despite not actually having a job, i managed to get one paycheck in the mail from the last time i actually got called in to work. i sold a couple paintings, a couple screen prints, house sat for a weekend, and finished up work on some commissioned items for a wedding. i had some bank, yo! and then i spent it all on 2nd row kelly clarkson tickets! now i...
Again, another reason why I'm "sorta gay".
a facebook suggestion:
caroline: are you celebrating the year of your birth? me: yeah, i’m at danny’s with kirsten! caroline: careful, that bitch is CRAZY.
stuck in traffic
me: where are you? kirsten: i’ve been stuck in traffic for hours. i am not even out of phoenix. me: people who get into car accidents are so inconsiderate. kirsten: i’ve been saying that for years. me: i’m looking it up online. it happened an hour and a half ago - it must be a big deal if it hasn’t been cleared yet… kirsten: there better be five people and a cop...
WFI for Hospitals = Making an overnight stay...
It’s saturday night. No one wants to hang out. There’s nothing to do. TV was repeats this week. No one is online. I want to go back to the hospital.
cheating at quizzes
Facebook/Real Life humiliation: is there a...
I made a Facebook event in order to beg ask some friends to hang out with me on my birthday. Humiliation = WFI. Please ignore the fact that none of my friends are coming, and just remember Ellie.
I love cellulitis.
So, I’m finally doing it. I’m finally contributing to the blog Sasha has monopolized during her unemployment while I’ve been partaking in more lucrative ludicrous endeavors…What do I mean by that? Oh, liiiiiiiike all the WFI worthy things that I can’t write about because of that whole “the internet is not for talking about personal things” lesson I...
also, i introduced my brother to omegle, and this was his first conversation: (btw, he is “you”, dumbass)
omegle.com; or, Kevin, i found your new favorite...
cari: I basically met your clone, except is blonde, and plays in a band. you guys would be best friends. me: but i hate myself. cari: hahaha?