February 2010
January 2010
radio news
radio: JD Salinger died last night; he was 91.
me: wow. raise your hand if you thought he was already dead!
abby: ...raise your hand if you just found out JD Salinger was a man!!
me: awwww.
LAURYN HILL QUESTION
do you think lauryn hill lets her kids watch sister act 2?
1 tag
gem: I think my autobiography will be titled: "I Can Eat A Pizza All By Myself"
aly: hahaha
gem: ": A Journey Through Contented Lonliness"
aly: aww
megsnotplural:
brainland:
White Town “Your...
my target audience.
“i went to h/s w her at marana. she was way dorky and then in college got fakeboobs and became a stripper. there you go - that’s your target audience!”
a text from my friend, who coincidentally knows a woman who bought one of my paintings back in august.
“think of it like this, dad. if the box says to bake the cookies at 325 for 30...”
– abby to her father, who insists five minutes on the most difficult setting of his elliptical, is a quicker way to achieve the same results as a 30 minute workout on a lesser setting.
text messages i've sent today
• for a miss america contestant you sure are drunk a lot.
• i’m in a dirty bathroom. sure wish i had one of those pee funnels we always make fun of.
• be serious - degas’ dancers were really all prostitutes right?
• ordering bubblegum ice cream is probably a pretty big deal breaker, huh?
at the bar
random drunk girl is chatting up some guy, turns around to sarazona who is minding her own business trying to buy a drink and says…
I JUST CONVINCED THIS DUDE THAT I PLAY BASKETBALL FOR THE U OF A, BUT REALLY I’M JUST STANDING ON THE BARSTOOL!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHA!!
and then she just turned back around.
art.
stacystranzl:
My thoughts on your post Stacy, and I hope some how you’ll be able to read this seeing as how I can’t figure out how to reply to your post… I would have handed him a blank piece of paper and said, “show me”. He would have given you a dumbfounded look after realizing he actually wouldn’t be able to do it. People don’t realize how much time and effort goes into a piece of artwork,...
“real doctors cannot be named “jennifer”.”
(gabrielle's "dreams" playing on xm90s)
sarazona: how did this chick even become famous??
me: it was the 90s. even we would have been famous in the 90s.
sarazona: sooooo famous. we would have been huge. too bad we were like...ten.
me: i regret that every day.
“that guy’s problem isn’t that he’s a hoarder, it’s that...”
– sarazona (during hoarders)
wesley hilsabeck, a guy i knew in college, wrote...
