March 2010
February 2010
in the last ten days
•i was given an art gallery/storage facility to turn into an art gallery/the responsibility of finding artists and work to show by the scheduled grand opening on the 12th of march.
•hired as an assistant for a campaign for state senate.
•needed to work an extra shift at the cafe
•house sitting in a canyon for a bulldog.
i’ve been like…busy and stuff.
ETA: this is important because...
i gave a drunk stranger a ride last night
things i learned about the totally wastefaced bro in an affliction shirt that i picked up on the side of the road by the u of a at 1230 last night after seeing him fall off the sidewalk into the street multiple times and then brought to the 24 hour taco shop where he ordered a lot of food and then didn’t have any money so he offered me his cell phone in exchange for buying his meal for him -...
Kevin Babbles: Dream Deferred By Langston... →
Dream Deferred
By Langston Hughes What happens to a dream deferred? Does it dry up like a raisin in the sun? Or fester like a sore— And then run? Does it stink like rotten meat? Or crust and sugar over— like a syrupy sweet? Maybe it just sags like a heavy load. Or does it explode?
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“Fellatio? Is that Horatio’s brother?”
– Kline
Read in amazement how a twenty-something has never heard the word “fellatio” before.
(via kevinbabbles)
OLYMPIC TRAGEDIES: CHAPTER 1
Commentator 1: Oh....she looks hurt
Commentator 2: Oh....no, I think it's her feelings that hurt
Predictive Text Kills
kevinbabbles:
I use T9 predictive text when punching out text messages and it tends to get me in some trouble. Rather than clicking each digit multiple times to get the letter you want, you just hit them once and it does it’s best to guess the word you spelled. Many times it works, but often it does not. The bad educator that I am, I don’t often take the time to proofread my text messages...
ringring
me: heeeello?
sarazona: what's up!
me: working on a painting so i kinda can't talk right now.
sarazona: that's cool, i just had a quick question for you.
me: ooookay...
sarazona: who the fuck is jason derulo?
trader joes
me: you know what's awesome - chocolate flavored yogurt.
sarazona: you mean pudding?
me: no. i'd have said pudding if i meant pudding.
sarazona: i think you're talking about pudding.
