meeting a friend of a friend
- me: yeah i'm on my way to see bridesmaids actually.
- him: oh that looks so stupid. it's so dumb.
- me: you saw it?
- him: no but it's so dumb. it's all about bridesmaids and shit.
- me: you're a misogynist.
- him: well i don't like maya rudolph.
- me: and a total idiot.
“i think you’re the most insensitive person i’ve ever met in my life. when i think about you, i just think about how insensitive you are. seriously. why are you laughing??” —a drunk coworker to a high me.