you got dashboarded. it’s like waterboarding, but with emotions.– pro voxer, Mel T
olympic gold in the somersault.
possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first...
isabelthespy: Persons People can walk but not handsanitizers Because handsanitizers don’t have legs i love this.
nbaoffseason: Tonight the New York Knicks were eliminated from the playoffs, but at least Amar’e went out with this move. Kudos to the New York Knicks for finally getting a playoff win and for providing us all with a crazy, frustrating, unpredictable, but ultimately entertaining season of basketball. Keep your head up, Knicks fans. pretty good, amar’e. but you still sucked the...
Tales From the Crypt: So I had some kale in my... →
talesfromthecrypt: So I had some kale in my fridge from some soup I made and it was getting all wilted so I tried to make some salad for lunch… I really tried to like it but raw kale is sick. It tastes like a plant, and not in a delicious way. So I made some kale chips because I remember some blog (let’s be real it… andrea is the best blogger. i still stand by that.
If you’re a pizza, I’m a pizza too– The Notebook (via smellly) exact quote.