Life imitating art

prettiestgirl:

Last night at work I tried to imagine what Jessica Lange would say whenever I was in the middle of small talk with a customer. Two women were sitting at their table discussing an ex-boyfriend moving on and seeming very happy with his new girlfriend, to which I interjected:

“Grapes are their sweetest just before they rot”

and then I winked..

Needless to say, it was a success and I’m going to continue Jessica Langing.